{"id":1118,"date":"2009-03-05T16:17:55","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T15:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sironimo.com\/\/?p=1118"},"modified":"2009-03-05T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T15:17:55","slug":"je-ne-sais-pas-conduire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/05\/je-ne-sais-pas-conduire\/","title":{"rendered":"Je ne sais pas conduire&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8230;pas m\u00eame un cerf-volant. \u266b<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Je chante tr\u00e8s souvent le refrain de cette chanson, parce que \u00e7a me caract\u00e9rise tr\u00e8s bien.<br \/>\nJe suis nulle en conduite, je ne sais pas conduire. Bien s\u00fbr je n&rsquo;ai pas de permis, et je ne sais juste pas conduire, je suis nulle en jeux-vid\u00e9o de course, je suis nulle en v\u00e9lo et avec tout ce qui a des roues en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral&#8230;M\u00eame avec une simple valise \u00e0 roulettes c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;accident assur\u00e9. Mais comme mon dos et fragile, cette fois j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de prendre une (grosse) valise \u00e0 roulettes pour partir en voyage.<br \/>\nGr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l&rsquo;aide pr\u00e9cieuse de ma maman voici : <em>ma-valise-que-je-ne-sais-pas-conduire<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"lytebox\" href=\"\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/03\/ma_valise_noire.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1141\" title=\"ma_valise_noire\" src=\"\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/03\/ma_valise_noire-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ma_valise_noire\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>M\u00eame si je n&rsquo;aime pas Dionysos, je dois avouer que ce clip est rigolo, surtout le refrain qui me hante souvent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dionysos &#8211; Coccinelle<\/strong><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Kiy9seAzMEY&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Kiy9seAzMEY&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;pas m\u00eame un cerf-volant. \u266b Je chante tr\u00e8s souvent le refrain de cette chanson, parce que \u00e7a me caract\u00e9rise tr\u00e8s bien. Je suis nulle en conduite, je ne sais pas conduire. Bien s\u00fbr je n&rsquo;ai pas de permis, et je &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/05\/je-ne-sais-pas-conduire\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[33,35,28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1163,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions\/1163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sironimo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}